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USING ALL CAPS for MAXIMUM ATTENTION.

October 12, 2008

It has COME to my ATTENTION that people DO NOT pay attention to the things they read on the Internet.  Therefore, the ONLY solution we have is to write out important bits in CAPITAL LETTERS.  This is the ONLY WAY that you can indicate to your readers what is IMPORTANT!  REMEMBER, if you still have trouble getting their attention, including things like EXCLAMATION MARKS and LARGE SIZE TEXT will encourage them to LISTEN TO WHAT YOU HAVE TO SAY!

THIS IS THE ONLY WAY YOU WILL BE ABLE TO GET THEIR ATTENTION!

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