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That Salesman Schtick

October 17, 2008

Do you like salesmen?  Well, neither do we!  That’s why we here at iApprove, a subsidary branch of Nol Enterprises, have made it our lifelong to produce a variety of methods that YOU can use to keep those irritating salesmen away from your home.  Our catalog features a wide range of products, from iApprove Anti-Salesman Pepper Spray to iApprove Front Door Trip Wires, all available right here, right now for your convenience.  Would you like to take a look at our catalog?  Just let me step inside for a moment and- what?  Why are you looking at me like that?

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